Its been a long long time since i updated this blog......wendy mentioned that she read it at work the other day and it made her smile looking back on when i first came here.  The other day she dropped this comment about what are we gonna do about finding a new flat as our tenancy is up etc etc when it just hit me....my year is nearly up....and i havent achieved anything...did i go travelling..nope....did i find the solutions to the problems in my life...no....did i save any money....hell no.....so what am i gonna do now? spend another year pissing my life up against the wall...or head home and actually have some semblance of normality restored???? jeepers creepers...missing home but life here is so chilled and laid back...dont wanna go home......but i need to grow up...aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

 

sod it...ill bury the matter and ponder over it when i have to....but advice is always welcome....until then...fleetwood mac  can make me forget

 

maybe i'll update my blog more often now

 

who am i kidding?!?!

 

 

Right guys....you will have noticed that i havent updated this site in ages....and there is a good reason for this....its not cos im too busy or i havent had time...its becoz im a lazy fuckwit....and i realised my life is tedious and accounts of doing nothing are boring and not interesting to read....hence, it is neccessary to redirect the focus of this blog.....this site is an oppurtunity for me to educate people about china and its many intricate nuances....so in reflection of my deep personality and ability to put forward highly intelligent problems for mankind to brood upon....i shall begin the rebirth of this blog......so where shall we start, china's 1 party system, human rights violations, force as an economic power of the future.........no we must go deeper than that....

todays question is............

 

Is it better to step in dog shit or human shit??????

 

Boredom has lent me to take up the sadomasochistic activity of jogging in an attempt to break up my fruitless existence....however the reluctance of chinese parents to provide nappies for their offspring has made it into a dangerous and life-threatening pursuit......it is not common but neither rare to see a young baby/child having a cack in the middle of the street...so as i jog on these same pavements, the likelihood of stepping on cack is perhaps an inevitable future....so is it better to step in human shit or dog shit....plz reply so i can rest easy tonight......

 

thank u for ur patience and intellectual prose

 

Mittu makes a very good point.....consistency and odour are very important considerations in this important matter......

So anyway...bad mood gone and im getting back into the swing of things....i got a decent class friendly and happy but completely docile...its as if they've been slipped something at breakfast....so its a real chore to get them to open up but im sure it'll happen.....so in a nutshell the job is cool...for those of you who care....so im a happy man......been ringing my mobile and noone's picking up.....whats the consensus guys?

Contrary to what Ice Cube says...today was NOT a good day.....its my first day at work and im told that the school bus will be picking me up from the uni down the road.....ok...so wendy takes me there in the morning...7am...and we wait and wait and wait....at which point we get a phone call from a pissed driver asking where we are.....apparently there are two entrances to the uni and both miles away from each other and im at the wrong one...so everyone's pissed off......so i jump in a cab....and wendy gives the driver directions and jumps in a different cab cos she's got work....and i swear the driver is taking me in the wrong direction...so i phone wendy and she tells me not to be so paranoid......and then the uni phone me cos they heard about the mix up and dont want me to be late...so i pass the phone to the cab driver and an arguement breaks out over the phone between the secretary and the driver.....i dont know what the fuck is going on....all i know is the meter say 60 for a ride that should cost 20 and im nowhere near anything i recognize...at which point wendy phones me to tell me that the cab driver doesnt know where he's going and is driving to the airport for some bizarre reason....so he u turns and starts driving the way he should be and i realise im gonna be an hour late for my first lesson....bollocks....so anyway we get to recognisable pastures near the uni and then he gets fucking lost again...what a dick...so we eventually get to the uni and the meter read 120 so i give the dude 20 as a gesture of goodwill...and he has the nerve to kick off at me and asks for the ful whack...so i give him a few choice words and jump out of the cab and run to my class....only to realise i've left my fricking phone in the taxi...whatta mistaka to maka.......so im pissed....and then the secretary comes up to me to tell me that she's been fired from her job becoz im late...these chinese are crazy....so i teach my classes and go straight home with this huge fucking stormcloud hanging over my head........not a happy bunny

So anyway uni begins today but ive got no lectures....haha...wendy and rita are working so i spend the day vegging......woohoo

So i wake up today and find out wendy got a job as a business consultant....weyhey....everyone's got a job now....we wont get evicted......so i go to fuxingmen for my first lesson with Sabrina....and just get paid my bitch wages for talking for two hours.....TEFL teachers have got it easy......

They say God made me for a reason.....im pretty certain im not living up to my side of the bargain.......i did nothing today